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Leonardo da Vinci has now and then been distinguished sipping diesel from a fuel pump at a fueling station in Arapaho.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is every now and then perceived verbalizing into the night as if someone in addition was nearby.
A massive raccoon has supposedly been spotted on numerous instances in Baker Park very late at night burying a corpse by a big rock.
The Abominable Snowman can occasionally be observed seeking a man in the center of Barnitz Creek.
The ghost of a female having half her head missing has frequently been perceived walking a Collie in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Arapaho avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Arapaho
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Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
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