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  Last month while driving through downtown Apache I looked up at this old tower-like facade on an old building and saw ''something creepy! '' it looked gray and like a goblin. It was clinging to the tower structure atop the building and had these sharp fangs gleaming in the street-lamp lights.
It was grinning and it saw me looking at it. It jumped off the tower and toward my car as I passed by. It was the most horrible looking creature I'd ever seen! Dark gray skin with sharp long fangs and long sharp claws.
It was wearing a purple and gold t-shirt that said on the front: Haskell Institute. Was
    this the fabled Haskell Institute goblin? Then it jumped off the building toward my car as I passed by. But it vanished into thin air before it could land on my car! What is up on these buildings at night???.
by Toons
       Categories: lights, cars, building, creatures, tower

My van conked-out just outside of Apache and I heard this loud military helicopter swoop low from the north and a little alien was thrown out. The alien landed in a field got up and ran toward town screaming ''Beware! Beware!''.
Submitted by Elmer
       Categories: field, military

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