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These are some lies we made up about Apache.
The spirit of a farmer wearing a worn hat has regularly been noticed dragging a dead body from the cold water of Boxelder Creek late at night. Residents who have spotted this ghost say this ghost likes scaring foolhardy folks who come trying to find ghosts in Apache.
A space man from Saturn has supposedly been spotted on a small number of instances near the water at Fulton Arm moving orbs about.
An extremely large mouse can often be seen looking frightening at Ellsworth Dam in the early morning hours.
A young girl in a blood-splattered prom dress can be made out very frequently turning toward the viewer under a streetlamp in Apache. Locals allege that this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed on here in Apache a long time ago.
A female with a blue-green face has occasionally been seen going through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Apache home at midnight. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a bloodcurdling spirit that any reasonable
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person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space invader from outer space has allegedly been perceived on one or two occasions relaxing at the kitchen counter in an Apache residence.
Napoleon Bonaparte can occasionally be witnessed in a desolate zone close to Apache.
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Ghost Sightings From Apache
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Ghost Sightings From Apache
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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