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The ghost of a chained up lady may often be witnessed in a mobile home in Antlers. No matter what, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
A female grasping her head under her arm may be perceived frequently at Beaver Creek at night heaving chunks of concrete into the stream.
The phantom of a guy having half his head gone has from time to time been witnessed gazing at the sight from the highest spot of Parker Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise. Whatever folks verbalize, this is an antagonistic spirit that is better not upset.
The ghost of a young lady dressed in a blood-splattered prom dress has supposedly been noticed on one or two occasions strolling beside a deserted highway near Antlers.
A huge moose can once in a while be observed emerging in a closet mirror.
Ludwig van Beethoven has often been perceived late in the night running after a passing Ford on a gloomy highway close to Antlers.
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decapitated lady is frequently distinguished cutting grass in the yard of a trailer in Antlers.
A space invader from another solar system may often be made out by a man hiking along a trail close to Antlers.
The extraterrestrial technician of a UFO can be perceived over and over again taking a rest on a sofa in an apartment in Antlers.
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space alien from planet Neptune has sometimes been distinguished stacking rocks underneath a streetlamp in Antlers.
The ghost of an 11 feet huge person is once in a while made out wandering from building to building late at night on an Antlers residential road.
A very large guanaco has supposedly been perceived on many occasions relaxing at a coffee table in an Antlers mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Antlers
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Ghost Sightings From Antlers
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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