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These are some lies we made up about Anadarko.
A semi translucent man dressed as the skipper of a oil tanker is frequently perceived walking through a flat in close proximity to Anadarko.
The ghost of a young-looking man dressed in a confederate uniform has been made out on a small number of instances in Randlett Park on a dark night burying a corpse by a big rock. If you talk to the local residents, this ghost is that of a person who existed here in Anadarko in the past. Nonetheless, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a bum can frequently be spotted on the summit of South Hills around midnight staring at the vista.
A Brachiosaurus may be witnessed very often yelling people's names on the highest spot of one of the mountains in the South Hills at night.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has once in a while been seen floating down on Camp Creek at midnight.
A gargantuan colt is sometimes witnessed enjoying the panorama
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at Sugar Creek Site L45 Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions in Cedar Canyon very late at night going nuts.
An alien from another planet may now and then be observed in a phone booth in Anadarko talking on the phone.
The phantom of a young lady drenched
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in blood was spotted stacking boulders by the side of a wild highway right next door to Anadarko at midnight. This is one of those ghosts that is observed repeatedly close by.
A man with a sizeable hole through his torso was distinguished hanging out in a forsaken building in Anadarko. The observer ran away right after she witnessed the ghost. According to what the local residents allege, this ghost enjoys terrifying foolish folks who are courageous enough to interrupt the peace in Anadarko. In any event, this ghost sure is menacing; one that is preferably not disrupted.
The Pied Piper appeared traveling on a bicycle on a shady road near Anadarko.
A woman's body with a skunk's head was observed in Crowder Lake State Park at the ranger station swallowing motor oil. The ghost was indifferent that there was someone other near. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across at night.
A gargantuan koala was spotted in a flat in Anadarko.
An extremely large leopard is regularly perceived
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wandering beside a deserted highway next to Anadarko.
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Ghost Sightings From Anadarko
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Ghost Sightings From Anadarko
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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