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These are some lies we made up about Amorita.
An extremely large armadillo has purportedly been seen on a handful of occasions trying to locate somebody by Little Sandy Creek.
The ghost of an elderly Indian chief may frequently be seen carrying a headbone next to a streetlamp in Amorita.
A gigantic fish can be witnessed very often sobbing in Great Salt Plains State Park quite near the park headquarters.
A big chilling monster has sometimes been witnessed walking from mobile home to mobile home in the early morning hours on an Amorita avenue.
A very large tapir is from time to time made out rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of an Amorita apartment very late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Amorita
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Ghost Sightings From Amorita
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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