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A centaur became visible chucking stones into the flowing water at Deep Creek at midnight.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a sizeable mustache and a wooden leg was observed at night pursuing a passing Honda on a dark highway outside Ames. The arrival of the observer frightened the ghost who then disappeared.
A space invader from space was witnessed in the rear seat of a vehicle by the driver distinguishing the ghost in her rear view mirror late at night.
The ghost of an old female holding a revolver has frequently been spotted by a person fishing by a lake next to Ames.
The phantom of a flight attendant is frequently perceived sitting on the floor in an apartment in Ames.
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Ghost Sightings From Ames
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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