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These are some lies we made up about Amber.
Johann Sebastian Bach can regularly be witnessed chatting into the air mid stream in Brushy Creek.
A medieval armor without a human inside has once in a while been seen in an Amber area hardware store, walking the aisles. Several of the people who live in this town say this phantom may well be a celebrated former time native of Amber. Whatever folks state, this ghost certainly is scary; one that you wouldn't want to run into in the early morning hours.
An ET from another world is every so often made out resting at the dining table in an Amber house hauling a human cranium.
A massive orangutan may every now and then be made out strolling through a building in Amber.
The ghost of a female with a sack tied around her head has frequently been distinguished traveling on a pony beside a road near Amber. It has been claimed that this particular ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Amber local person. One thing's for certain, this is a nasty ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't want to meet.
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
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