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These are some lies we made up about Alva.
The ghost of a train driver is every now and then witnessed at a pay phone in Alva making a phone call.
An extremely large peccary has supposedly been perceived on a few instances yelling in Hatfield Park at night.
The ghost of an awfully mangled huntsman hauling a dead cougar may every so often be made out by Bouziden Lake Dam after midnight staring at the water.
A lady without a head has often been made out hauling a dead body from the cold water of Boggy Creek very late at night.
A very large crocodile is frequently observed marching through an Alva area burial ground.
Vasco da Gama is rumored to have been perceived on a small number of instances redistributing orbs around in the middle of a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Alva very late at night.
An ET from space may often be observed by Alabaster Caverns State Park calling names of people.
A space invader has sometimes been observed being in a derelict mansion
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in Alva.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another part of the galaxy is once in a while perceived being carried by a low rider on a shady highway in the neighborhood of Alva.
A gigantic lynx has been observed on numerous occasions in a residence in Alva.
The ghost of a young woman with a cord around her neck can once in a while
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be perceived in an Alva house. According to the residents, this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Alva before the present. Whichever way, it's undeniably a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A man lacking a head was distinguished striding by a secluded road in the vicinity of Alva. When the viewer appeared the ghost ran off.
A space invader from planet Venus was distinguished emerging in a closet mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Alva
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Ghost Sightings From Alva
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
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