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These are some lies we made up about Altus.
Issac Newton is now and then observed taking a rest on a couch in a flat near Altus.
A space man from another planet has supposedly been made out on a small number of occasions at Altus City Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours taking in the scenery.
A man without a head can sometimes be perceived on the shore of Altus City Reservoir smoking a pipe.
A huge waterbuck was distinguished covering a cadaver by a large rock in Lincoln Park very late at night.
The ghost of an elderly prospector with a big mustache and a wooden left leg came into view in the backseat of a vehicle by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in his rear view mirror before dawn. The spirit was gobbled up by the night after being spotted. Based on what the residents say, this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Altus. No matter what people utter, it certainly is a creepy spirit that you wouldn't wish to bump into in
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the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian commander of a flying saucer was spotted trimming bushes in the front yard of a trailer in Altus.
The ghost of an old female clutching a rifle was noticed at Bitter Creek before dawn flinging stones into the flow. Frightened by the bystanders the phantom fled into the dark. A lot of
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residents declare this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long departed Altus local resident. One thing's for sure, this is an antagonistic ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
A Pterodactyl has frequently been noticed by an old man fishing by a lake near Altus.
A space invader from Pluto is repeatedly observed attempting to snatch something outside the entrance to Great Plains State Park.
A giant chinchilla has allegedly been distinguished on many occasions relaxing on a stool in a building in Altus.
The ghost of a flight attendant may be observed frequently reasoning beside a lamppost in Altus.
An alien from another galaxy has from time to time been observed strolling from trailer to trailer at the stroke of midnight on an Altus road.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft is now and then perceived browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of an Altus flat late in the night.
The phantom of an aged cleaning lady has supposedly been spotted on frequent instances
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taking a rest at the dining table in an Altus flat. Local people who have observed this ghost allege this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Altus some time ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Altus
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Ghost Sightings From Altus
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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