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These are some lies we made up about Aline.
An extraterrestrial has repeatedly been distinguished taking in the scenery at Big Timber Lakes East Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien explorer from the cosmos is frequently perceived slurping blood from a mug in the center of Spring Creek.
A space man from planet Neptune has allegedly been made out on many instances pacing through a house in Aline.
An armed forces uniform pacing around without a body in it can be distinguished very often pacing through a flat in the neighborhood of Aline. Several of the people who live in this town claim this ghost is the stressed spirit of a long dead Aline local. Regardless of what people express, this is a horrible ghost that any wise person would not want to come across.
The ghost of a critically scorched woman has sometimes been witnessed in Great Salt Plains State Park right by the ranger station reading a tabloid.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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