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These are some lies we made up about Alderson.
The spirit of a guy carrying a sword came into view standing by a wild highway outside Alderson. The arrival of the observer scared the ghost who then disappeared.
An alien vacationer from the cosmos was perceived examining the view from the apex of Bald Knob very late at night.
A lady with worms crawling out of her ears was made out riding on a moped on a murky road in close proximity to Alderson. The bystander freaked out and ran off. It's been said that this individual ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Alderson some decades ago.
An extremely large mandrill is frequently spotted before dawn drifting down on Anderson Creek.
A sizeable terrifying beast is rumored to have been observed on a small number of instances in Chadick Park at the stroke of midnight pulling a body over the grass.
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Ghost Sightings From Alderson
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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