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These are some lies we made up about Albion.
A giant alpaca is sometimes made out in the middle of Albion Creek gulping blood from a bottle.
The phantom of a mailman is rumored to have been witnessed on many instances late at night soaring across the Potato Hills. Some of the folks here claim this ghost is the stressed spirit of a former Albion person who lived here.
The Loch Ness Monster may every so often be distinguished devouring a tomato in Bear Den Hollow very late at night.
An ET was spotted staying in a derelict mansion in Albion.
A gentleman's body having the head of a donkey showed up at Martha Lingenfelter Lake Dam at midnight taking in the landscape. When the viewer appeared the phantom escaped.
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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Ghost Sightings From Albion
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In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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