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These are some lies we made up about Albany.
A colossal lamb has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions gazing at the water by Dunegan Lake Dam late at night.
A sasquatch can now and then be noticed looking down into the water at Popes Point late at night.
A colossal bat is repeatedly noticed by Bokchito Creek scooping out a crack.
A woman devoid of a head has purportedly been made out on a handful of instances trying on clothes in an Albany mobile home.
A space alien from deep space may frequently be perceived ascending out of a manhole on an Albany lane in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Albany
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
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