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These are some lies we made up about Agra.
The ghost of a farmer sporting a farmer hat emerged floating by on Brush Creek at midnight. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being witnessed. No matter what, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to bump into.
An alien from planet Saturn was distinguished pulling up weeds in the side yard of a home in Agra.
A space invader from another world was seen relaxing on a stool in a flat in Agra.
An extremely large mouse has often been witnessed staggering from residence to residence after midnight on an Agra road.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot is repeatedly distinguished browsing through the fridge in the kitchen of an Agra home very late at night. Folks here who have observed this spirit assert this spirit is the undeceased spirit of an old Agra local person.
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Ghost Sightings From Agra
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Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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