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These are some lies we made up about Afton.
A huge rhinoceros can frequently be seen in an Afton area clothing store, striding the aisles.
A space man from planet Pluto has every now and then been made out throwing stones into the flowing water at Fly Creek around midnight.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is occasionally observed up on Goat Hill staring.
The martian commander of a flying saucer is rumored to have been perceived on several instances in Bernice State Park at midnight struggling to touch something.
An alien vacationer from another solar system may once in a while be observed staring down into the water at Bernice Point at night.
The ghost of a mailman was spotted in Bernice State Park at the ranger station scaring people. When the witness came into sight the spirit fled. A number of of the folks who live here say this ghost enjoys scaring unwise folks who dare to interrupt the tranquility in Afton.
A womanly shape showed up redistributing orbs about at
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night on a lawn in Afton. The appearance of the observer frightened the ghost who then faded away. If you talk to the folks who live here, this phantom takes pleasure in scaring unwise people who come trying to locate phantoms in Afton.
The ghost of a woman having a name engraved into her leg came into view resting at the dining table in an
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Afton building calling out names of people. The watcher became frightened and fled.
A space alien from Pluto was seen appearing chilling right by George Washington Carver National Monument.
A female with larvae crawling out of her nostrils has repeatedly been witnessed traveling on a mare by the side of a road near Afton. According to what the folks who live here say, this ghost can be the spirit of a local person who died here in Afton many years ago.
An alien from another solar system is frequently observed in a phone booth in Afton talking on the telephone.
A big terrifying ogre has purportedly been seen on several instances marching through an Afton area cemetery.
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
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Ghost Sightings From Afton
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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