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The ghost of a guy having numbers cut into his cheek has repeatedly been witnessed in the early morning hours floating by on Cotton Creek.
The ghost of a train driver is regularly seen viewing the scenery from the summit of Monument Hill before dawn.
An alien is known to have been witnessed on many instances pulling a body over rocks in Beaver Creek Landing Park after midnight.
A lady lacking a head may repeatedly be made out guzzling blood from a container at Japanese Beaver Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight.
An alien voyager from outer space has sometimes been seen strolling down a wild road near Addington.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ? None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard. I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either. - Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again. Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind? - But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to. Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves? - I fell out of the tree. A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot. - Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food? - Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want. - Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink. - Oh, ok, well how about a smoke? - Nah, I don't smoke either. - Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name. - That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble. - No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now. - I'd love that sir. After geting home Arthur says: - Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble. Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur? - Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest. How much do you charge for a single room? - $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor. - Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else. - Sir, do you think the prices too high? - No, I think the hotel is too low.
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