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These are some lies we made up about Adair.
A female with a blue-green face has allegedly been observed on numerous instances in a mirror in an Adair house; the ghost was solely noticeable in the mirror.
A space man from Jupiter can every so often be noticed on the pinnacle of Jesse James Hill before sunrise surveying the surroundings.
An extraterrestrial from the cosmos has regularly been made out in Squaw Hollow at midnight smoking a pipe.
The martian crew member of a flying saucer is regularly observed dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Armstrong Branch very late at night.
A guy with an axe in his head has been said to have been spotted on one or two occasions in a home close to Adair. Anyhow, it in all certainty is a creepy ghost that is better not disrupted.
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Ghost Sightings From Adair
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Ghost Sightings From Adair
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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