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These are some lies we made up about Achille.
The phantom of the driver of a train is often noticed at Anderson Lake Dam at the stroke of midnight attempting to grasp something.
A very large polar bear has been said to have been noticed on one or two occasions thinking beside the water's edge at Conditt Lake.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can be perceived very frequently on an Achille lane in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien explorer from another solar system has every now and then been witnessed at Brushy Creek late in the night tossing pebbles into the current.
An alien from planet Venus is occasionally distinguished looking at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a mobile home in Achille.
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Ghost Sightings From Achille
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Ghost Sightings From Achille
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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