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An extremely large coyote was witnessed very late at night giving a lead outing of Deer Creek Cutoff to a cluster of ghosts.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar materialized attempting to hide a body in Big Bayou before sunrise. This is one of those phantoms that is made out frequently in the vicinity.
A massive deer was made out drinking unleaded from a pump at a gasoline station in Wisner.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship became visible on the shore of Lake Dean flashing a lantern.
A female with no head was distinguished by Bens Bayou scaring folks. The watcher fled right after she noticed the ghost. Whatever folks exclaim, it unquestionably is a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Wisner
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How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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