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These are some lies we made up about Winnsboro.
A space invader from planet Neptune may be observed repeatedly crawling out of Ash Slough covered in filth in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a shackled up lady has occasionally been seen in Civitan Park in the early morning hours before sunrise drinking water. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that any wise person wouldn't want to run into.
An ET from outer space is now and then made out relaxing on a bench in a flat in Winnsboro.
An alien can every so often be noticed at Ash Slough at the stroke of midnight throwing boulders into the water.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been spotted pacing from home to home before sunrise on a Winnsboro street.
A massive zebu is frequently perceived rummaging around in a closet in the bedroom of a Winnsboro apartment in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman carrying her head under her arm has
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purportedly been perceived on one or two occasions crying by Poverty Point National Monument. Loads of folks who live here allege this spirit loves frightening unwise people who come seeking spirits in Winnsboro. Well, it's sure a chilling ghost that should be avoided.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another solar system may frequently be seen
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staring at folks in a Winnsboro apartment through a window.
The ghost of a man having half his head absent can be witnessed over and over again attempting to exclaim something in Lake Bruin State Park outside the ranger station. In any case, this spirit certainly is creepy; one that is preferably not messed with.
The Wizard of Oz has from time to time been perceived waving to cars beside a shady road outside Winnsboro.
The ghost of a youthful woman in a blood-covered wedding gown has supposedly been spotted on many instances gulping diesel from a gas pump at a fuel station in Winnsboro.
A colossal woodchuck was noticed speaking into the thin air as if someone else was nearby.
Vasco da Gama materialized walking a Pit Bull around midnight on a murky Winnsboro residential road.
The ghost of an 11 foot tall massive guy was seen watching cable in a Winnsboro living room after midnight. When the watcher came into sight the spirit fled.
The ghost of a female having half her head lost was seen on
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a Winnsboro road at midnight. The arrival of the eye witness frightened the ghost who then vanished. People say that this ghost may well be a renowned former time local of Winnsboro. Regardless of what people utter, this is an unfriendly phantom that you would not want to meet on a dark night.
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A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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