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The ghost of a civil war warrior may be distinguished very frequently at Tensas Point around midnight looking down into the water. Locals allege that this ghost could be the spirit of a local person who passed on here in Wildsville some decades ago.
A colossal cougar has occasionally been made out climbing out of Big Brake drenched in dirty water on a dark night.
An extraterrestrial is sometimes seen sending a parcel at a Wildsville post office.
The phantom of a gentleman with demonic signs etched into his forehead has allegedly been observed on numerous occasions beside the waterfront at Black Lake reading a newsletter.
Thumbelina can sometimes be distinguished at Fourmile Bayou at midnight flinging rocks into the flow.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
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