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A space invader from Jupiter has frequently been witnessed in the backseat of a Pontiac by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror at the stroke of midnight.
An alien from the cosmos is regularly distinguished pulling up weeds in the front garden of a trailer in West Monroe.
The extraterrestrial technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been made out on many occasions by a guy camping at a campground close to West Monroe.
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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