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These are some lies we made up about Westlake.
A big terrifying monster is known to have been spotted on a small number of instances gazing at the waves down next to the shore at North Beach late at night.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a large white mustache can be spotted repeatedly howling by the entrance to Sam Houston Jones State Park.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object is every now and then seen in a sail boat on Lake Charles gazing.
An extremely large tiger can from time to time be perceived trying on a shirt in a Westlake trailer.
An alien from Pluto is repeatedly made out flinging pieces of wood into the flow at Bayou d'Inde after midnight.
An extraterrestrial from another world has allegedly been seen on several occasions in Center Circle Recreation Center around midnight startling folks.
A lady with a knife sticking out of her head may be observed often scrambling out from a manhole on a Westlake residential street very late
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at night. According to what the locals say, this phantom might be a distinguished past native of Westlake.
The phantom of a female with a bag bound around her head is every now and then observed nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Westlake.
A space alien has purportedly been seen on a few instances turning toward the bystander
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by Rose Bluff.
The martian mechanic of a flying saucer can once in a while be spotted down near the water at Bird Island Bay gazing crossly at the onlooker.
Nicolaus Copernicus was noticed musicalizing on a flute in a Westlake house.
A space invader from the Moon showed up at Holbrook Park Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise flinging bricks.
A large frightening ghost was witnessed in a Westlake highschool in the early morning hours before sunrise pacing the halls. The phantom saluted the observer. No matter what, this ghost sure is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a youthful guy in a confederate uniform appeared in a mirror in a Westlake apartment; the ghost was solely to be seen in the mirror. When the ghost was perceived it faded away into the air. Regardless of what people exclaim, this is an intimidating ghost that is preferably not upset.
The ghost of a strapped up gentleman was made out in an apartment close to Westlake. The ghost was swallowed by
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the air after being distinguished.
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Ghost Sightings From Westlake
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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