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The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has purportedly been made out on a few occasions screaming at the onlooker to disappear in Waterproof Bar at midnight.
The spirit of a doctor with a bloody uniform may now and then be made out before dawn stopping by Kempe Bend.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is frequently seen on a dark night flying over Bell Cow Lake.
An ET from another solar system has purportedly been seen on several instances in Spithead Towhead at midnight hiding a cadaver by a big rock.
The ghost of a guy hauling a blood-splattered machete can regularly be noticed staring at the water by Carl Anderson Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
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What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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