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These are some lies we made up about Vinton.
The ghost of a gentleman clothed as a store clerk may be spotted time and again swallowing gas from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Vinton. Nonetheless, this is an unfriendly ghost that you don't want to run into around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from Jupiter has now and then been seen burying a corpse by a sizeable rock in Sabine Prairie at midnight.
A female with a partially transparent body is from time to time made out pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Coon Gully around midnight. In any event, it's undeniably a bloodcurdling phantom that any sensible person would not want to come across.
A gargantuan leopard has supposedly been witnessed on many occasions screaming at the bystander to go away by Tupelo Swamp.
A minotaur may every now and then be made out speaking into the air as if someone else was present.
A space man from deep space was spotted looking through residence windows in Vinton around midnight.
The extraterrestrial
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mechanic of an alien spaceship came into view watching movies in a Vinton living room before sunrise.
An enormous ewe was observed trying to locate a glove in Sam Houston Jones State Park near the park headquarters.
A huge basilisk came into view going through garbage cans on a Vinton residential street.
An alien from planet Mercury
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was observed near the entrance to Big Thicket National Preserve smoking a cigar.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was distinguished hanging in the air like a blimp in Vinton. The bystander got scared and escaped.
An alien from another planet has often been made out in a restaurant in the Vinton area.
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Ghost Sightings From Vinton
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Ghost Sightings From Vinton
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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