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These are some lies we made up about Vidalia.
A shining human character is once in a while observed slurping blood from a beaker on the shore of Brandenburg Pit.
The ghost of a pregnant female can sometimes be perceived relaxing in an armchair in an apartment in Vidalia.
The Mothman was observed at the stroke of midnight studying Carthage Upper Bar in detail.
An enormous mongoose materialized marching from flat to flat late in the night on a Vidalia residential street.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was spotted resting at a table in a Vidalia trailer.
A big bloodcurdling beast came into view in Fort Bowie Park very late at night dragging a corpse across the ground.
An martian voyager from space was witnessed crying by Giles Bend.
An enormous steer was observed near the water at Bowie Point gazing.
A space man from planet Mercury has repeatedly been noticed by Black Bayou attempting to touch something.
A gargantuan turtle is frequently
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made out at the stroke of midnight floating down Hardings Bayou.
The phantom of a young-looking gentleman having on a winter coat has purportedly been spotted on a few occasions looking at people in a Vidalia apartment through a door crack. In any event, it's a chilling spirit that is better not interrupted.
A space alien from outer space
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can regularly be made out outside the entrance to Lake Bruin State Park repositioning orbs about.
A Stegosaurus has occasionally been perceived looking creepy in Poverty Point National Monument right by the park headquarters.
A beheaded man is every so often observed waving to cars next to a shadowy road in the neighborhood of Vidalia. Locals who have perceived this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolish people who come seeking ghosts in Vidalia.
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Ghost Sightings From Vidalia
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Ghost Sightings From Vidalia
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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