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These are some lies we made up about Tallulah.
An old knight's armor devoid of a human being inside has been seen on frequent instances walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours before sunrise on a gloomy Tallulah avenue.
A space man from deep space can often be seen in a boat on Big Lake staring irritably at the bystander.
An extraterrestrial can be perceived very often studying Nebraska Bar in detail around midnight.
The ghost of a female with a sack tied around her head has occasionally been perceived hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Forest Home Towhead in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A half see-through man outfitted as the skipper of a vessel is once in a while spotted stacking boulders down near the water at Browns Point.
The phantom of a young-looking guy in a confederate uniform has purportedly been observed on one or two instances glugging down blood from a jar by Yazoo Cutoff. Nonetheless, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that should be steered clear of.
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giant warthog can occasionally be perceived chucking rocks into the flow at Macon Slough before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has often been distinguished downing apple juice by Catfish Lake.
The ghost of a street bum is frequently made out looking through mobile home windows in Tallulah before sunrise.
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alien from planet Mars has purportedly been spotted on one or two occasions rummaging around in garbage container on a Tallulah lane.
The ghost of an elderly hag may regularly be observed reading a magazine in Lake Bruin State Park at the park headquarters.
A space alien from another solar system has from time to time been seen holding a human headbone right by the entrance to Poverty Point National Monument.
A lady's body having an animal's head is now and then distinguished suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Tallulah.
Plato has been said to have been distinguished on numerous instances staring at an old woman snoozing on the floor in a building in Tallulah.
An ET may every so often be noticed in a shoe store in the Tallulah neighborhood.
A massive lemur was made out trying on shoes in a Tallulah home.
An martian tourist from another world materialized snooping in mailboxes after midnight in Tallulah.
A Chupacabra was seen musicalizing on a harp in a Tallulah apartment.
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fawn came into sight in a Tallulah school at the stroke of midnight pacing the corridors.
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Ghost Sightings From Tallulah
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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