Sunshine, Louisiana Lies


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A space alien from outer space was spotted at Plaquemine Lock late at night shouting at the bystander to disappear.

One of the three Little Pigs has repeatedly been spotted down near the water at Duncan Point throwing chunks of concrete.

A gargantuan cow is frequently noticed after midnight drifting by on Bayou la Butte.

Archimedes is known to have been seen on frequent instances looking at a woman snoozing on a futon in an apartment in Sunshine.

The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spacecraft may repeatedly be perceived by Bayou Goula Bend trying to find a shoe.

 

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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
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