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The martian commander of an unidentified flying object is repeatedly noticed at night floating by on Dry Creek.
The ghost of a gentleman hauling a blood-splattered machete has allegedly been noticed on frequent instances at Corney Dam on a dark night scraping out a gap. Scores of people who live here say this ghost takes pleasure in scaring folks who have the nerve to interrupt the serenity in Summerfield.
A massive cougar may often be perceived standing by a secluded road in the vicinity of Summerfield.
The ghost of a civil war soldier may be seen over and over again riding on a motorcycle on a shady road close to Summerfield. Locals who have observed this ghost allege this ghost can be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Summerfield many years ago.
An enormous coati has now and then been spotted in a trailer in Summerfield.
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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