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The ghost of a man wearing an armed forces uniform was perceived at night hovering across The Basin. This specific ghost has been made out very often in this area.
A female with a spear sticking out of her head was observed trying to conceal a dead body in Blasingame Brake before dawn. There are many descriptions regarding this ghost in the area. A local resident claims that this ghost may be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Sterlington before the present.
A space invader from outer space was observed down beside the water's edge at Cotton Patch Lake attempting to seize something.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has regularly been observed drifting by on Bayou de Loutre late at night.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos is often perceived going to see Hollands Bluff in the early morning hours.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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