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A space man from another world may repeatedly be distinguished in Carldon Martin Park late at night burying a corpse by a big boulder.
The scary ghost of a conquistador can be observed frequently glancing across The Flats late at night. Either way, this ghost indisputably is scary; one that should be avoided.
An extremely large beaver has sometimes been made out flinging pieces of wood on the water's edge of Murray Lake.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is occasionally witnessed stacking rocks by Keoun Creek.
An extremely large musk deer has been perceived on frequent occasions sipping blood from a cup at Percy Cobb Dam at the stroke of midnight.
A space invader from planet Jupiter can from time to time be noticed having a melon near Goodwin Spring at night.
A space alien from another solar system is often witnessed seeking a box beside a parked car in a Springhill parking lot before sunrise.
A frightening skeleton
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has been observed on numerous instances smoking a cigar in the early morning hours before sunrise on a park bench in Springhill. Several of the residents say this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Springhill person who lived here.
Johann Sebastian Bach may be observed time and again taking a rest at the dining table in a Springhill
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mobile home articulating into the air.
An alien has sometimes been made out reading a newsletter quite near Logoly State Park.
A guy that shape-shifted into a vampire is sometimes distinguished wandering through a flat in Springhill. It's been declared that this specific spirit is the spirit of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Springhill in the past. In any case, this is an unpleasant ghost that is better not messed with.
An alien vacationer from deep space has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances traveling on a mule by a highway close to Springhill.
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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