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A gigantic platypus has sometimes been made out swallowing blood from a beaker in the middle of Little Cornie Bayou.
A lady with a partially transparent body is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions posting a package at a Spearsville post office. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a nasty ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
An enormous parrot may sometimes be witnessed taking pleasure in the vista at Lindsay Dam in the early morning hours.
Hansel and Gretel's mom was spotted sipping regular from a pump at a refueling station in Spearsville.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead emerged discussing into the thin air as if someone besides was near. When seen the phantom came up to the watcher who then escaped. People say that this ghost gets pleasure from startling people who come trying to find ghosts in Spearsville.
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Ghost Sightings From Spearsville
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
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