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The ghost of a young-looking cowboy has repeatedly been made out at the stroke of midnight gazing over Salem Crevasse. Lots of folks who live here assert this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Sondheimer some decades ago. Regardless of what, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't want to bump into after midnight.
A gargantuan tapir is often observed by Alsatia-Salem Bend going bananas.
A massive cheetah has been said to have been observed on a handful of instances by Bull Bayou chucking boulders.
A huge opossum may repeatedly be spotted climbing out of Fishers Creek soaked in filth around midnight.
The ghost of a steel-miner may be noticed time and again piling rocks in Cottonwood Bar in the early morning hours before sunrise. Locals here who have seen this ghost assert this ghost enjoys startling unwise folks who are fearless enough to disturb the quiet in Sondheimer. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that any sane person would not want to bump into.
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Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
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