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An ET from planet Mercury can be observed repeatedly searching through a bookshelf in the living room of a Simsboro house late at night.
A space invader from space has now and then been witnessed after midnight floating down Caney Creek.
The ghost of a destitute guy is now and then made out staring at folks in a Simsboro residence through a peephole.
The alien commander of an unidentified flying object has supposedly been perceived on a small number of instances in a secluded area in the vicinity of Simsboro.
An alien from planet Venus may occasionally be witnessed standing along a shady highway right next door to Simsboro.
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Ghost Sightings From Simsboro
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
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