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A space invader from another galaxy has occasionally been made out mid stream in Big Creek crying out names.
An extremely large cony is now and then seen seeking a book under a parked pickup in a Sieper parking lot on a dark night.
The extraterrestrial navigator of a flying saucer has been said to have been noticed on frequent instances staring furiously at the observer around midnight on a lawn in Sieper.
The ghost of a youthful woman with a wire around her neck can sometimes be noticed marching through a trailer in Sieper.
An exceptionally creepy ghost has frequently been perceived walking through a flat close to Sieper. It's been alleged that this specific phantom is in all probability the tormented phantom of a local who used to live here in Sieper.
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Ghost Sightings From Sieper
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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