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These are some lies we made up about Sibley.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack holding a big axe appeared on the highest spot of Indian Mound around midnight viewing the surroundings. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being perceived. A resident alleges that this ghost is perhaps the stressed ghost of a resident who used to live here in Sibley.
An martian voyager from another planet was spotted in an apartment near Sibley.
A gargantuan mare was spotted dragging a corpse from the ice cold water of Boone Creek at night.
An alien from planet Neptune is frequently distinguished in Academy Park around midnight facing the eye witness.
A sizeable terrifying ogre has been witnessed on many occasions looking at the water by John M Robinson Pond Dam on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Sibley
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Ghost Sightings From Sibley
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
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