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These are some lies we made up about Shongaloo.
A wandering spirit has supposedly been observed on a small number of instances hauling a human skull up on Duncan Hill.
The phantom of a young Indian fighter may every so often be seen weeping in the middle of Brushy Branch.
The phantom of a jet pilot was spotted in a Shongaloo highschool on a dark night walking the corridors. When the spirit was noticed it vanished into the night.
A very large lamb emerged in a mirror in a Shongaloo house; the spirit was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A medusa was seen twinkling a lantern right by the entrance to Logoly State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Shongaloo
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
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