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Aladdin can sometimes be seen gulping blood from a mug in Carldon Martin Park very late at night.
An ET from Saturn has repeatedly been witnessed looking for a glove by Long Lake.
The spirit of a female with half her head absent is frequently perceived at the stroke of midnight fluttering across The Flats.
A woman with a spear in her head has supposedly been spotted on many instances flinging pieces of wood into Murray Lake around midnight. Whatever folks state, it's sure a terrifying phantom that you shouldn't go searching for.
A massive duckbill may regularly be noticed at Murray Lake Annex Dam at midnight chatting into the air.
A space man from another world may be observed often performing a piece of music on a guitar in a Sarepta apartment.
A space man has sometimes been made out at Boggs Creek in the early morning hours tossing pebbles into the water.
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Ghost Sightings From Sarepta
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Ghost Sightings From Sarepta
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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