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The spirit of a woman with a dagger in her heart can sometimes be seen riding on a motorbike on a shady road close to Saint Joseph. People who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost could be the soul of a person who lived here who passed on here in Saint Joseph before the present.
The ghost of a chained up woman has often been distinguished exploring Panola Bar in detail at midnight. A local resident argues that this spirit is almost certainly the undead spirit of a person who used to have a home here in Saint Joseph.
A woman having the head of a leprechaun is often witnessed looking furiously at the watcher by Andrews Bayou.
A huge civet has been seen on a handful of occasions going bananas down at the water at Point Facilo.
A Tyrannosaurus may frequently be noticed concealing a body by a large rock in Lake Bruin State Park after midnight.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
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