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These are some lies we made up about Ruston.
Ferdinand Magellan has been said to have been noticed on many instances moving orbs about by Barnet Springs Creek.
A space invader from outer space may from time to time be observed staring at the water by Cypress Springs Lake Dam in the early morning hours.
An extremely large opossum has frequently been made out pulling a cadaver over the grass in Memorial Park before sunrise.
A very large hippopotamus is repeatedly seen pacing through a mobile home in the neighborhood of Ruston.
Aladdin is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances in a phone booth in Ruston making a phone call.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object may often be made out walking through a Ruston neighborhood burial ground.
A colossal kitten can be perceived often spending time in an uninhabited villa in Ruston.
The phantom of an aged lady clutching a shot gun has occasionally been observed quite near Lake Claiborne State Park mounding
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bricks.
Henry VIII is sometimes perceived standing by a desolate highway outside Ruston.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world has allegedly been observed on frequent instances traveling on a bike on a dark highway in the neighborhood of Ruston.
A space invader from the Moon can from time to time be seen in a trailer
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in Ruston.
The ghost of an old Indian chief was spotted strolling beside a deserted road in the neighborhood of Ruston. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the thin air. According to what the local residents argue, this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while driving through Ruston some time ago.
A huge elk showed up coming into sight in a washroom mirror.
A black as coal snake that shape-shifted into a woman was distinguished having a seat on a bench in a home near Ruston. The ghost was ingested by the night after being perceived.
An ET from space was distinguished before dawn hurrying after a passing car on a gloomy road in the vicinity of Ruston.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out in the backseat of a Buick by the driver witnessing the ghost in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
A centaur has frequently been made out by a man canoeing in a river close to Ruston.
A massive mongoose is frequently seen resting on a couch in an apartment
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Ghost Sightings From Ruston
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Ghost Sightings From Ruston
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
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