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These are some lies we made up about Rosedale.
The phantom of a young-looking lady drenched in blood is frequently noticed at Bogan Bayou at midnight tossing pebbles into the water. One of the local residents strongly claims that this spirit is that of a local person who settled here in Rosedale some decades ago.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body has allegedly been perceived on many occasions in Moonshine Field before sunrise looking menacing.
A Brachiosaurus can frequently be spotted gazing down into the water at Whisky Bay on a dark night.
A man having the head of a devil can be observed very often watching TV in a Rosedale living room at night. Some of the people here assert this ghost takes pleasure in startling folks who are courageous enough to disturb the tranquility in Rosedale.
A space invader has now and then been spotted on a Rosedale avenue late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Rosedale
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
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