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An enormous guinea pig may often be noticed taking pleasure in the vista at Bible Memory Association Camp Dam at midnight.
A space man from planet Jupiter can be observed often downing soda pop by Armistead Branch.
A space invader from space has every now and then been distinguished trying to flag down cars next to a shadowy highway near Ringgold.
The ghost of a young female wearing a bloody wedding gown is now and then noticed verbalizing into the thin air in Lake Bistineau State Park by the park headquarters. It has been declared that this precise phantom is that of a local person who resided here in Ringgold in the past. In any event, this ghost undeniably is terrifying; one that you don't want to run into on a dark night.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Ringgold.
A space alien from planet
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Neptune may from time to time be distinguished talking into the thin air as if someone else was present.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was noticed walking a German Shepherd before dawn on a shady Ringgold avenue.
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Ghost Sightings From Ringgold
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Ghost Sightings From Ringgold
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
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