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These are some lies we made up about Rayville.
A gigantic duckbill can now and then be distinguished watching TV in a Rayville living room late in the night.
Archimedes has regularly been perceived rummaging around in garbage container on a Rayville residential road.
A massive elk is frequently perceived yelling names of people in Blakeman Park before sunrise.
Frankenstein's Monster has purportedly been observed on a small number of occasions on a Rayville residential street very late at night.
A space man from planet Venus may repeatedly be noticed by Balfour Brake gazing wrathfully at the bystander.
The ghost of a civil war combatant can be noticed very frequently chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water at Alligator Bayou in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic fox has once in a while been perceived by Dabb Bend going berserk.
The spirit of a seriously charred woman is now and then witnessed hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Rayville.
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ghost of the driver of a train has allegedly been seen on several occasions in an autopart store in the Rayville neighborhood. A number of of those who live here claim this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a resident who used to live here in Rayville.
The spirit of a dreadfully mangled hunter dragging a dead moose may every now and then
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be perceived drinking blood from a container in Poverty Point National Monument right by the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial from space was witnessed near the entrance to Chemin-A-Haut State Park consuming a cookie.
A woman with no head was seen trying on shoes in a Rayville mobile home. The ghost saluted the watcher. According to the folks who live here, this ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Rayville person who lived here.
A large creepy giant emerged crawling out from a manhole on a Rayville residential road at night.
A gargantuan squirrel was distinguished musicalizing on a harmonica in a Rayville house.
The ghost of a young female with a cable around her neck has repeatedly been witnessed in a mirror in a Rayville apartment; the ghost was exclusively detectable in the mirror.
A guy lacking a head is frequently distinguished seeking a book underneath a parked Toyota in a Rayville parking lot around midnight.
An enormous guinea pig can repeatedly be noticed in a Rayville area
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shoe store, marching the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Rayville
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Ghost Sightings From Rayville
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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