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These are some lies we made up about Ponchatoula.
An enormous marten has been noticed on several instances enjoying the landscape at Hoovers Pond Dam before dawn.
An enormous marmoset may be perceived very often tossing pieces of wood into Hoovers Pond after midnight.
A space man from the cosmos has from time to time been perceived by Four Mile Marsh turning toward the bystander.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is once in a while noticed in a Ponchatoula school before sunrise strolling the corridors.
A large menacing monster has supposedly been witnessed on numerous instances hurling stones into the flow at Bell Branch late at night.
A gigantic muskrat may every so often be distinguished hiding a body by a big rock in Hammond Historic District before dawn.
An extremely large walrus was spotted in a mirror in a Ponchatoula trailer; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
A gigantic hyena came into view in a flat near Ponchatoula.
An alien vacationer from
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space was made out looking for an object right by Bayou Segnette State Park.
A very large hog materialized in Jean Lafitte National Historic Park & Preserve right by the ranger station devouring a piece of bread.
An extremely large crow was perceived trying to find a box under a parked car in a Ponchatoula parking lot after midnight.
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giant jaguar was made out in a Ponchatoula area hardware store, pacing the aisles.
A space man from another solar system has frequently been witnessed resting at a table in a Ponchatoula residence reading a newspaper.
An ET is repeatedly distinguished traveling on a llama alongside a highway in the neighborhood of Ponchatoula.
An alien tourist from another world has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances at a pay phone in Ponchatoula making a telephone call.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart can regularly be distinguished walking through a Ponchatoula area cemetery.
A space invader from another world may be witnessed repeatedly shining a kerosene lamp by a secluded road close to Ponchatoula after midnight.
The ghost of a teen girl is every so often observed standing by a deserted highway near Ponchatoula.
A gigantic dromedary has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances in a mobile home in Ponchatoula.
A centaur may occasionally be seen marching next to a wild highway outside Ponchatoula.
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Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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