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An ET from planet Pluto has been distinguished on one or two occasions gazing at the water by Cypress Bayou Number One Dam on a dark night.
A space invader from space can frequently be noticed going berserk up on the pinnacle of Delaney Mount.
A space man can be witnessed time and again fluttering over Old Bed Phelps Lake in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Archimedes has now and then been observed by Bird Branch piling chunks of concrete.
A womanly figure is occasionally distinguished downing blood from a bottle by Coushatta Bluffs.
A huge alpaca has been said to have been perceived on many instances taking a rest in a beanbag in a mobile home close to Plain Dealing.
The ghost of a lady having a word etched into her back can every now and then be observed in the rear seat of a truck by the driver setting eyes on the spirit in her rear view mirror at night.
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It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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