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These are some lies we made up about Pioneer.
The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was made out by Alligator Bayou throwing chunks of concrete.
An alien explorer from deep space materialized at Poverty Point at the stroke of midnight staring down into the water.
A very large platypus was noticed in a secluded spot outside Pioneer.
A very large kid materialized quite near Poverty Point National Monument seeking a book.
A luminous human shape was seen in Poverty Point National Monument around midnight having a sandwich. The spirit did not appear to be concerned by the witnesses.
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Ghost Sightings From Pioneer
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Ghost Sightings From Pioneer
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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