Patterson   These are some lies we made up about Patterson. A very large panda is often seen suspended in the air like a helium balloon in Patterson. A wandering ghost has supposedly been seen on a handful of instances in Bayou Vista Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pointing at the bystander.      An alien tourist from another planet can repeatedly be spotted gazing angrily at the bystander mid stream in American Bayou. The spirit of a young-looking Indian combatant may be witnessed time and again by Possum Point Bayou going out of control. A space man from Venus has now and then been spotted in a supermarket in the Patterson vicinity. An extremely large kid is every now and then seen gazing at the water by Berwick Lock after midnight.   More Lies About Patterson On The Next Page >> Ghost Sightings From Patterson Submit a lie about Patterson, Louisiana: Your Name: Write or Paste Input here: Upload picture:              The latest lies from around the world All towns and cities in Louisiana Fun things to do in and near Patterson.   Charlie's Lanes,  Bowling, Morgan City, 9 miles away Other untruthful towns near Patterson, Louisiana: Berwick, Louisiana, 6 miles away Morgan City, Louisiana, 6 miles away Garden City, Louisiana, 12 miles away Franklin, Louisiana, 15 miles away Pierre Part, Louisiana, 17 miles away Baldwin, Louisiana, 19 miles away Charenton, Louisiana, 19 miles away Napoleonville, Louisiana, 23 miles away Gibson, Louisiana, 24 miles away Paincourtville, Louisiana, 25 miles away Ghost Sightings From Patterson