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The extraterrestrial crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship can regularly be seen at Bayou Bonne Idee Dam at the stroke of midnight shuffling orbs about.
An enormous oryx may be made out repeatedly around midnight going to see Cut-Off Number One.
An martian explorer from another solar system has once in a while been seen down at the water at Point Jefferson gazing irritably at the eye witness.
A space alien from Jupiter is once in a while distinguished staring at folks in an Oak Ridge trailer through a keyhole.
An alien from outer space may once in a while be spotted in Coulee State Wildlife Refuge before sunrise pulling a body over rocks.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Ridge
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Ridge
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
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