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An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy emerged late in the night scrambling out of Big Black Slough covered in mud.
An ET from planet Neptune was distinguished floating along Bell Bayou at midnight.
A gargantuan fawn became visible strolling through an Oak Grove vicinity churchyard.
The phantom of a young-looking Indian fighter was spotted right by the entrance to Poverty Point National Monument trying to locate a hat. The bystander got scared and ran away. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who are bold enough to disturb the tranquility in Oak Grove.
An ET from another planet was distinguished spending time in a vacant villa in Oak Grove.
A big chilling giant has repeatedly been seen standing by a wild highway near Oak Grove.
The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been spotted on a handful of occasions in an apartment
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in Oak Grove.
A gargantuan gemsbok may repeatedly be distinguished discussing into the night at Lake Chicot State Park.
A gargantuan tiger may be noticed frequently strolling by a deserted road right next door to Oak Grove.
The ghost of a jet pilot has every now and then been made out seated in a chair in a trailer near Oak Grove.
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alien tourist from another part of the galaxy is once in a while observed very late at night sprinting after a passing Pontiac on a murky highway near Oak Grove.
A space man from another solar system is rumored to have been perceived on many occasions in the backseat of a Honda by the driver catching a sight of the ghost in her rear view mirror at midnight.
Aristotle may sometimes be made out by a lady fishing by a lake in the neighborhood of Oak Grove.
The menacing ghost of a Viking has repeatedly been observed resting on a bench in a mobile home in Oak Grove. Nevertheless, it undoubtedly is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't want to run into late at night.
A bloodcurdling skeleton is often distinguished flickering a lantern next to a streetlight in Oak Grove.
An ET has allegedly been made out on a handful of instances searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Oak Grove residence late at night.
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Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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