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These are some lies we made up about Monterey.
An ET from outer space was witnessed smoking a cigar by Boggy Bayou.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship was noticed on a dark night ascending out of Bougere Swamps covered in filth.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has regularly been spotted down by the water at Jackson Point looking for somebody.
A lady with a sword sticking out of her head has been noticed on a few instances hitch-hiking next to a dark highway in the vicinity of Monterey. Well, it's a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter late at night.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head may regularly be noticed drinking unleaded from a gasoline pump at a gasoline station in Monterey. A local woman says that this phantom may be the spirit of a local person who passed away here in Monterey in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Monterey
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Ghost Sightings From Monterey
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
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